“OMG I WANT A THIGH GAP LIKE THIS.” Whatever.

“OMG I WANT A THIGH GAP LIKE THIS.” Whatever.

best-of-funny:

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a…

alicepiezsecki:

“Come along, pond,” I say as I drag my plastic pool full of water across the yard.

(via creativelywitty)

amillionmilesaway00:

even castro gets this shit, come on america

amillionmilesaway00:

even castro gets this shit, come on america

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