mjatwalsh
16 September 2014 ♥ 17,803 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from funnybro    source: tastefullyoffensive

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

❝ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ❞

— Tyler Kent White (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

16 September 2014 ♥ 211,931 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from krnekinevem    source: celeritious
❝ 1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough. ❞

things to remember, -n.m.  (via seabelle)

mjatwalsh:

For my friends: when I’m 80 or 90, if you ever see me wearing those beige sandals, the strapped ones. You know which ones. Then its time to reconsider euthenasia.

16 September 2014 ♥ 3 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from mjatwalsh

thebigbadwerewolf:

silversarcasm:

snark-sniper:

mrakato:

silversarcasm:

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

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This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.

That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

roasted

16 September 2014 ♥ 96,207 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from laughcentre    source: silversarcasm
comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

teacher:  you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher:  *doesn't hole punch anything*
❝ Please don’t let me
Let you down,
My soul
Sings a song
Of inadequacy.
These lyrics
Aren’t lilting
Or haunting
Or moving.
I’m just here
To show you
What you don’t
Want to be. ❞

— M.S. (via coffee-crinkled-pages)


"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time